Where Do I Start?

OMG! It has been soooo long since I posted anything to this blog! NOOOO...I haven't forgetten THE HOW of writing; it's the WHEN that has me perplexed (as usual...ad nauseum...aaacckkk!) Suffice it to say with the weather warming up, I've been spending more time on the scoot with my sweetie on his respective scoot, and less time behind the monitor - or laptop, as it were in my case - unless it's banging out the myriad of papers I've had to deliver up, all for sake of that illusive piece-o-paper I've been seeking, lo these many years. Almost there, folks! And for those of you interested...yes:

- I still live in the 'burbs (I'm a Westchestah Beootch, dontchaknow!)
- I'm still having great sex with my sweetie, James
- I still work out - lots - (although, the winter nesting did manage to find me with a few pounds but, those are gone now!)
- I still have that high 6-fig JOB in Midtown
- I went to Costa Rica (tried to upload a pic of me on the wonderfully solitary Cano Island beach, just off the southern Pacific coast but, something's hinky with the upload feature on this 'ere bloggy thingy)
- I continue to save the world from general IT disasters!

OH! And this...just in case you think since I live in Westchestah that somehow I've converted to Republicanism...arghhhh...


What You Need To Believe To Be A Republican this year:

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and HillaryClinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush'sdaddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business withhim, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity).

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

Happy Daze!